Sunday, November 20, 2005

This week's column:
So what's the deal with Thanksgiving?

It's time once again for "Mr. Holiday" to answer your holiday queries. This week: Thanksgiving.
Dear Mr. Holiday:
I understand that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want us to give up eating turkey on Thanksgiving. But I love turkey! Juicy, succulent, recently deceased turkey. What should I do?
Hungry in Holliston
Dear Hungry:
PETA is a very well-meaning organization, in that same way that your crazy uncle who thinks he's a founding member of ABBA is well-meaning. But mostly they're just looking for an excuse to parade around naked and get arrested.
For the rest of this week's AT LARGE by Peter Chianca, click here.

1 comment:

Underachiever said...

Dear Mr Holiday,

This is some funny stuffing.

undr in uganda

PS Dear Mr. Holiday should I start singing Adam Sandler's Hanukah Song now or next week?

Idiot in Idaho