It's time once again for "Mr. Holiday" to answer your holiday queries. This week: Thanksgiving.
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Dear Mr. Holiday:
I understand that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want us to give up eating turkey on Thanksgiving. But I love turkey! Juicy, succulent, recently deceased turkey. What should I do?
I understand that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want us to give up eating turkey on Thanksgiving. But I love turkey! Juicy, succulent, recently deceased turkey. What should I do?
Hungry in Holliston
Dear Hungry:
PETA is a very well-meaning organization, in that same way that your crazy uncle who thinks he's a founding member of ABBA is well-meaning. But mostly they're just looking for an excuse to parade around naked and get arrested.
PETA is a very well-meaning organization, in that same way that your crazy uncle who thinks he's a founding member of ABBA is well-meaning. But mostly they're just looking for an excuse to parade around naked and get arrested.
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1 comment:
Dear Mr Holiday,
This is some funny stuffing.
undr in uganda
PS Dear Mr. Holiday should I start singing Adam Sandler's Hanukah Song now or next week?
Idiot in Idaho
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