- “Invisible fence” that triggers a mild electric shock as immigrants cross border.
- Great Wall of China, except in America.
- Start calling illegal immigrants who’ve already moved here “extra very special guests.”
- Giant green door with sign, “Bell Out of Order -- Please Knock.”
- Offer huge tax cuts to illegal immigrants who agree to leave right away, no questions asked.
- When Mexico and Canada aren’t looking, move America to giant crystal structure in the Arctic (“Operation Fortress of Solitude”).
- Hire French guys to throw cows at them when they try to get in.
- Teach all real Americans the secret password.
- Giant invisible force field.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
'Illegal' is such a harsh word --
let's just call them 'uninvited'
Details of President Bush's plan to deal with illegal immigration: