Things I'm willing to do to get tickets to see Bruce Springsteen, the greatest live performer in the history of rock 'n' roll:- Wear a headband for the better part of a decade;
- Disregard years of grammatical training in the hopes that these badlands might actually start treating us good;
- Sunbathe in my underwear with Patti Scialfa;
- Listen to "Human Touch" straight through (I've actually done this recently -- it's a lot better than you remember. No, seriously.);
- Do an awkward white-man dance with Courtney Cox;
- Vote for John Kerry;
- Let my ramrod rock (just not in public);
- Volunteer to be the guy who tells unruly crowd members to shut the &%#@! up;
- Pick a random person out of my life (boss, mailman, distant relative) and refer to him exclusively as "The Big Man";
- Promise to seek out and destroy every remaining copy of this picture.
Bruce, please send the tickets care of this blog. I'll just sit here and wait.
5 comments:
Hello, Peter.
If you'd be willing to travel to the midwest, we'd be thrilled to take you to a Bruce show.
you forgot the homage to bruce's butt. and its apparent musical ability.
What about visit Jersey?
Stand on a post in the water on one foot for hours?
(Oops sorry...wrong reality....goes back up the on ramp of the www-info-tv-blogosphere-hiway LOL)
Well ... No. I actually did vote for Kerry. But I'm from Massachusetts, so my vote didn't count anyway.
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