- Short people
- Fat people
- The Baldwin brothers
- People with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)
- People who can pronounce "subliminal"
- The (Luke and Owen) Wilson Brothers
- People up there in those blue states
- Guys with girls' names, like Leslie -- what's up with that?
The Statler BrothersThe Wayans Brothers
- Carp (not technically people)
Personal note: I'm no fan of Mr. Bush, but I think it's kind of ridiculous to say that he doesn't care about black people. Everybody knows it's poor people he doesn't care about.