And at the end of the press conference, they made out

OK, this settles it once and for all: Oprah has announced that she and her best friend Gayle King are not a gay couple. And what is it about our society that two women can't spend all their time together, call each other four times a day, sleep at each other's houses and shower together without being labeled as homosexual?

And as for the rumors that they're obscenely rich ... those are true.