Well, this is a relief. Madonna has announced that
Jesus wouldn't mind about the part of her concert where she she mounts a 20-foot-high mirrored crucifix. Also, to stave off future controversies, Madonna has released the following list of other things Jesus wouldn't care about:
- The bullet bra.
- Dating Warren Beatty.
- That whole thing with the Evian bottle.
- Kissing Britney. And Christina. And Sandra Bernhard.
- That "Sex" book where she poses naked in traffic.
- Prompting thousands of uncoordinated white people to "Vogue."
- Her entire freakin' career.
2 comments:
lmao nice one
i thought she died from her crucifixion and descended to hell already?
Post a Comment