- The bullet bra.
- Dating Warren Beatty.
- That whole thing with the Evian bottle.
- Kissing Britney. And Christina. And Sandra Bernhard.
- That "Sex" book where she poses naked in traffic.
- Prompting thousands of uncoordinated white people to "Vogue."
- Her entire freakin' career.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
We know about turning the other
cheek and everything, but come on
Well, this is a relief. Madonna has announced that Jesus wouldn't mind about the part of her concert where she she mounts a 20-foot-high mirrored crucifix. Also, to stave off future controversies, Madonna has released the following list of other things Jesus wouldn't care about: