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Ten other things that went wrong this week, by President George W. Bush:
- Rotisserie baseball team tanked.
- Remembered that Harriet's coming for Thanksgiving -- awkward!
- "Family Guy" preempted by World Series.
- Shoelance broke this morning. Gotta remember to get more loafers.
- Missed "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" again ... Damn the Joint Chiefs and all their darn meetings!
- Google image search turned up 47 more goofy pictures of me on the Internet.
- Dick asked if I thought the other prisoners would find him attractive -- awkward!
- Somehow erased "My Sharona" off my iPod.
- Dad said he'd love to come visit, but he's going to Martha's Vineyard with Clinton.
- Looked at calendar -- more than two years before this stupid job ends.
3 comments:
Iran, Iraq, Iran, Iraq... where the heck are we again?
11. Start recording “Prison Break” for Scooter Libby.
Thanks for stopping by with the great Halloween article link!!
You, sir, are a genius.
I will vote for you for president next time. (Really, I will, even if you don't run.)
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