And why don't we think Siegel and Shuster are seeing any royalties from this, either

Rejected names for Nicolas Cage's baby, Kal-El Coppola Cage:

• Mr. Mxylplyx Coppola Cage
• Funky Winkerbean Coppola Cage
• Kudzu Coppola Cage
• Marmaduke Coppola Cage
• Hi and/or Lois Coppola Cage
• Mutt and/or Jeff Coppola Cage
• Dormmamu Coppola Cage
• Barney Google Coppola Cage
• Wee Willie Winkie Coppola Cage
• Little Nemo in Slumberland Coppola Cage