Friday, March 07, 2008

There will be geese!

The other day, I received an e-mail with the subject line, “Free video on resolving conflicts with Canada geese.” My initial thought was, of course, what’s the catch? Surely no one is going to just give away an entire video on resolving conflicts with Canada geese.

But as it turns out, it seems the people behind this video — the Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals — care more about Canada geese welfare than they do about making a buck. I know: What’s wrong with these people?

Read all about it in my column here, or better yet, watch Part I of the video below. And college students: If you want to turn it into a drinking game, you may want to try taking a shot every time someone says "poop."