Dispatches from a conference in England indicate we should be worrying about killer robots. "They pose a real threat to humanity," University of Sheffield professor Noel Sharkey told the assembly.
Regular readers know that I've been banging that drum for years, but nobody ever listens. Well, now that I've been proven right, let me be the first to say: I for one welcome our new robot overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted Internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground robot parts mines.