Well, it's official: New York City has banned Trans-Fats from all of its restaurants. But before you panic, don't worry -- Taco Bell will still be able to serve e. coli.Meanwhile, in its continuing effort to stem the tide of obesity, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg is considering the following follow-up bans:
- Anything glazed;
- All things Cinnabon;
- Any cheese that's a color not found in nature;
- Foods that, if you squeezed them hard enough, would relinquish enough grease to power a diesel vehicle;
- Anything that tastes, you know, good.
2 comments:
You haven't been ingesting bullets, have you?
'Cause that'd be bad.
The last nail in the "New York is the greatest city on Earth" coffin. A moment of silence.
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