Meanwhile, in its continuing effort to stem the tide of obesity, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg is considering the following follow-up bans:
- Anything glazed;
- All things Cinnabon;
- Any cheese that's a color not found in nature;
- Foods that, if you squeezed them hard enough, would relinquish enough grease to power a diesel vehicle;
- Anything that tastes, you know, good.
You haven't been ingesting bullets, have you?
'Cause that'd be bad.
The last nail in the "New York is the greatest city on Earth" coffin. A moment of silence.
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