Lest you be concerned that the health care industry is not attuned to the needs of its patients, I wanted to make you aware of the latest medical trend: Decorated needles for people afraid of shots. For instance, they'll put a big butterfly on the needle, so that when you see it headed straight for your vein you notice a big butterfly and not a sharp, scary needle. And you know what this will do, don't you? That's right: Make people scared to death of butterflies. Why doesn't anybody ask my opinion before they do these things?
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In a similar venture, the Israeli Air Force asked school children to draw flowers on their 1000 pound laser-guided cluster bombs with timer-fuses to make the civilians in Lebanon forget they are accidentally bombed to pieces.
And that's all for foreign politics, back to the studio
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