Friday, August 25, 2006

In related news, Patti has
run off with Pete Seeger

I'm praying that the rumors about Bruce Springsteen leaving Patti Scialfa for a 9/11 widow are not true. One, because Bruce and Patti seemed like such a nice happy couple, up on stage warbling "Mansion on the Hill" into the same microphone like they did. But moreso, because if it turns out to be true, somehow, for some reason, my wife will be mad at me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

BITE YOUR TOUNGUE! Bruce and Patti will never break up - ever! (at least i hope not)

on the other hand if he was single again.....