Monday, August 28, 2006

He probably just forgot that
they drive on the right over there

Yes, much fuss has been made over the Chinese woman who crashed her car while teaching her dog to drive. (Well, technically the dog crashed it, but I don't the he can be charged, even in China.) But there are a few salient facts that the naysayers have been remiss about mentioning:
  1. In a country that's been known to slaughter 50,000 dogs at a pop to prevent rabies, it's about time someone started teaching them how to make a quick getaway;
  2. The woman was still operating the gas and the brake -- all the darn dog had to do was steer;
  3. At least she didn't eat him.

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