☛ Better, stronger, faster: Man replaces lost finger with USB drive. A whole new meaning to "pull my finger."
☛ Watch Statler & Waldorf's appearance on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon." Frankly, they should have given them this slot.
☛ Wait, is this possible? "Non-A**hole Discovered On Twitter." Sounds like an urban myth to me.
☛ Finally saw a picture of the robot model and found her vaguely attractive, in a department store mannequin kind of way. Disturbing.
☛ Oh, good -- I thought this might have been a gag. That would have just been cruel.