It gets the brain reeling to think about what would happen could these scenarios actually exist in real life. A few things come to mind:
- At some point during this poker game, Andrew Jackson is definitely going to shoot somebody.
- The Democrats seem much more likely to go out after the game and pick up women. And not just Clinton and Kennedy -- I think Woodrow Wilson could get pretty freaky with the ladies. ("Hey baby ... Did I mention I created the League of Nations?" etc.)
- Is it me, or is W. in way over his head with this crowd? I think Eisenhower is getting ready to give him a wedgie.
- Clinton is cheating.
- Suggested thought balloon for Lincoln: "How the heck did I get stuck in here with this group of yahoos?"