- Sunday, April 2: Cut ribbon at new Safeway in Ocean Bay, Long Island -- naked!
- Wednesday, April 5: PETA lecture -- naked!
- Friday, April 7: Address San Francisco Bay Area Lions Clubs -- naked!
- Week of April 10: Oprah, Ellen, The View -- all naked!
- Thursday, April 13: Leave impression of private area in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.
UPDATE: The grosses are in, and apparently the movie grossed a paltry $3 million at the box office opening weekend. Unfortunately, there's no way for Sharon to get more naked than she already has, so the marketers are stumped.