I'm fearing the worst:
Gabe: Julie, did I ever tell you about my Uncle Max?
Julie: No Gabe ... Tell me about your Uncle Max.
Gabe: Well, then get off my my d&%$, ni&%$!, and tell your b&%$! to come here!*
I can't wait to see the next TV remake, when they cast Ludacris as Barney Fife, and he finally gets to pop a cap in Otis's ass.
*Actual Ice Cube lyric. Comic strip swear symbols added.