More good news from the Middle East: Iran has gone nuclear! But just to show that they're being more than reasonable about the whole thing, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has released the following actual statment: "Our answer to those who are angry about Iran obtaining the full nuclear cycle is one phrase, we say: Be angry and die of this anger." Which would presumably save them the trouble of having to blow them up.
Of course, it could be worse: He could have used that popular Iranian rejoinder, "May your anger eat at your innards like a thousand hungry maggots." Although that one they usually reserve for wedding and funerals.