Honey, can you pass the bacteria? I've got a big meeting today.

Yes, I know what you're thinking. Why is it they can put a man on the moon, but they can't invent a decent flatulence-free bean? Well, good news. It turns out you can invent your own flatulence-free bean, simply by dousing your food with bacteria before you eat it.

Or you can just continue to clear the room after every meal. Your choice.