It's a bird ... It's a plane ... It's a man with zero percent body fat!

What would you call that cape? Burgundy?

Well, they've released pictures of Brandon Routh as the Man of Steel in "Superman Returns," and despite a new belt and a slightly different color scheme (whither the fire-engine red?), he seems convincing. But I can't help but wonder: Why the lo-rise briefs? That's not good for anybody.

Also, I think Christopher Reeve's "S" was bigger.