Sunday, April 03, 2005
Basically, if you don't know the lyrics to 'Wild Billy's Circus Story,' we don't want your kind
Funny thing is, after a week in my house
most of my CDs look like this.
Attention conservatives! Please boycott Bruce Springsteen's upcoming tour! Also liberals. And all you people who insist on shotgunning jumbo beers and shouting "Bruuuuuuuce" for no apparent reason. Basically, anybody who might be competing with me for a ticket, it would be a big help to me if you'd stay home.