☛ Scientists engineer a glow-in-the-dark dog. Finally, a solution to the dire tripping-over-dogs-in-the-dark problem.
☛ New reports indicate that Yes-Asia tour promises to be this summer's most annoying.
☛ OK, I take back everything I ever said about "Footloose" being a bunch of baloney.
☛ I knew it! "Report: Cosmo Has Run Same Article Every Month For 27 Years."
☛ And finally, Thanks to my daughter's spot-on Jonas Brothers impersonation, I now have "(I Fell in Love With the) Pizza Girl" stuck in my head. The only thing would be worse would be if I had the video in there with it.
Darn it. There it is.