Friday, August 31, 2007

But she shouldn't worry, since I'm sure
they'll never make it onto the Internet

I've given this some thought, and I've decided not to believe the Vanessa Hudgens naked picture rumor for the following reasons:
  1. It started in the National Enquirer. I'm not sure when legitimate news organizations decided that it was OK to refer to things reported in the National Enquirer as if they actually existed in reality, but it's proof positive that Dan Rather really is better off installing cable for Comcast, or whatever he's doing now.
  2. Anyone with the nickname "Freaky Math Girl" is way too smart to send naked pictures of herself to Zac Efron, knowing all reasonable means of transmission are being monitored around the clock by Rupert Murdoch.
  3. I prefer to think of the "High School Musical" cast as being made of smooth plastic, like Barbie dolls.


Anonymous said...

haha. you were so wrong.

Anonymous said...

if she didn't send nude pictures then why would she give a nation wide apology?