Thursday, January 11, 2007

But what are her feelings
on troop proliferation?

Madonna has spoken! For those of you who forgot to take notes, here is a summary:
  1. Not wearing underwear -- bad.
  2. Proliferation of African orphans -- bad.
  3. Adopting African orphans -- good.
  4. Rosie O'Donnell -- good.
  5. Standing naked in traffic -- still good.

That about sums it up.

1 comment:

Jorge said...

I know I'm no genius, but if not wearing underwear is bad, how can standing naked in traffic be good? Oh, the logical horror.