Monday, October 02, 2006

Not good news for Limp Bizkit fans

Freelance projects have been keeping me from blogging of late, but I felt I had an obligation to take the time to point out the following: After years of intensive research, science has finally developed the musical condom. Because nothing attracts the ladies like interrupting an intimate moment to unveil a singing prophylactic. Word has it that's how Wilt Chamberlain did it.

The best part is, the company predicts a booming secondary market in people picking the tunes for their condoms, much like cell phone rings. The most popular so far:
  • "Big Rock Candy Mountain" by Peter, Paul & Mary
  • "Hard Habit to Break" by Chicago
  • "Down So Long" by The Doors.
  • [Insert obvious sexual reference here]

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