Apparently Tommy has his own 'Appetite for Destruction,' along with a penchant for flowing paisleys

Poor Axl Rose. Just when you thought things couldn't get worse for the Guns 'N Roses frontman -- his band deserts him, he can't seem to deliver the "new album" he's been working on since the Clinton administration, and he, well ... just look at him! -- he goes and gets himself smacked around by Tommy Hilfiger, the clothing designer. Clothing designer! That's like getting beaten up by your florist.