Tuesday, December 05, 2006

And yet bullets remain readily available

Well, it's official: New York City has banned Trans-Fats from all of its restaurants. But before you panic, don't worry -- Taco Bell will still be able to serve e. coli.

Meanwhile, in its continuing effort to stem the tide of obesity, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg is considering the following follow-up bans:
  • Anything glazed;
  • All things Cinnabon;
  • Any cheese that's a color not found in nature;
  • Foods that, if you squeezed them hard enough, would relinquish enough grease to power a diesel vehicle;
  • Anything that tastes, you know, good.
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2 comments:

  1. Tyler FarrerDecember 06, 2006 12:25 AM

    You haven't been ingesting bullets, have you?

    'Cause that'd be bad.

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  2. JorgeDecember 23, 2006 6:25 PM

    The last nail in the "New York is the greatest city on Earth" coffin. A moment of silence.

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