This just in: All men between 18 and 89 may be required to submit to a mandatory DNA test to show whether they're the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. I think I stand a pretty good shot -- granted, I've never met her, but I think it kind of looks like me.
Me too, I think. You never know.
ReplyDeleteOh, come on. I swear I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. Or inseminate her either. Poor poles.
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