Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Please, for God's sake,
take Ann Curry with you

Katie Couric has announced that she'll be instituting the following changes on the CBS Evening News, effective immediately:

  1. Nightly segments on pilates;
  2. Thalia Assuras to start cooking with celebrity chefs;
  3. Outdoor Concert Series (summers only);
  4. Fat weatherman;
  5. Swingin' knee-high boots for Russ Mitchell.

4 comments:

  1. She'll also do her usual drooling at the male guests... she's not so subtle with her flirting. Wonder how that will work in the new gig?

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  2. Awww. I like Katie. She and Matt have great chemistry. But Anne has got to be the worst interviewer on the planet. I get SO uncomfortable watching her interviews!

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  3. If you're gonna pick on Ann Curry, at least spell her name correctly.

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