Thursday, July 14, 2005

Yes, yes, I know -- I'm a
muggle. Let's move on.


Beware, Harry! It's a green, glowing ... uh ... thingie!

Book titles that will be a sure sign J.K. Rowling is running out of steam:
  • "Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone"
  • "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Thinly-Veiled Rumors"
  • "Harry Potter and the Layover in Phoenix"
  • "Harry Potter and the Gimlet of Vodka"
  • "Harry Potter and the Family Stone"
  • "Harry Potter and the Janitor of Azkaban"
  • "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Sausage"
  • "Harry Potter and the Sharon Stone"
  • "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce"
  • "Harry Potter and the Burger King Tie-In"
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 14, 2005 10:44 PM

    The Pope is anti Harry Potter. He has broken the code. He knows that by placing the P in front of Harry, one can phonetically promote the alternative lifestyle of river rodents! And you thought the Davinci Code was good!

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  2. KerstinJuly 14, 2005 10:59 PM

    I just discovered your blog today and can honestly say I've been laughing all day...went to your website and read your columns too. Funny stuff man.

    Harry Potter is the anti-Christ you know. But I can't get enough of him...does that make me the anti-Christess? ;)

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  3. opiatedsherpaJuly 15, 2005 12:59 AM

    I can't wait for "the scene" in Harry Potter and the Sharon Stone. Who knew a Stone had to uncross & recross it's legs?

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  4. KuroakiJuly 15, 2005 4:57 AM

    Harry Potter is anti-Christ? Why's that?

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  5. Mermaid MelanieJuly 15, 2005 6:05 AM

    Talk to people on a forum that had this thread running for pages...

    funny stuff.

    ;-)

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  6. HsejjesJuly 15, 2005 6:31 AM

    Came accross your blogg... brilliant stuff...had me laughing all day, even though I am an avid Harry Potter fan.
    Here's another title to add to your list: Harry Potter and the Order of the Stuffed Turkies. Will be adding you to my favourites

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  7. KerstinJuly 15, 2005 9:12 AM

    The anti-christ thing was a joke, in reference to the "The Pope is anti Harry Potter."

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  8. GSaiJuly 15, 2005 12:11 PM

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  9. GSaiJuly 15, 2005 12:14 PM

    Funny! Let me add on. Hope He-Who-Is-Generally-Not-Named doesnt send some evil accomplice to put a Amlaeroblia Geglopopruxus hex on me. (Dont ask what it is; i'm a muggle too. Just got to hear it from a half-blood!)
    "Harry Potter and the Parry Hotter"
    "Harry Potter meets Rowling's Daughter"
    "Harry Potter and the Philantropist's Goblet half-filled with the Blood of the Phoenix of Azkaban"
    "Harry Potter and Hairy Potter"
    "Harry Potter and, well, Harry Potter" : This is the last part where the till-then-unknown Potter identical twin appears in the scene, fights with Lord Vol...er...You-Know-Who and perishes along with him in the final duel. (A flash tatoo on the forehead will make him really identical. And You-Know-Who dies thinking that he has actually killed Harry, the one without the tatoo! Prophesy satisfied.)
    Hey, I can suggest this to JKRowling. May be we can co-author...

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  10. KLynJuly 15, 2005 1:33 PM

    Thank you! I needed that!

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  11. KuroakiJuly 15, 2005 11:08 PM

    Oh, okay...I thought you guys were serious about the anti-christ thing. Because I have a friend who's a Christian and she has something against HArry Potter, although I've never really known why. Didn't dare to ask her. Thought it might have been a touchy subject.

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  12. Mermaid MelanieJuly 15, 2005 11:31 PM

    Harry Potter & the Globe Trotters...sorry i couldn't resist...

    snarf... ;-)

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  13. BstermysterJuly 17, 2005 1:23 AM

    why not just:

    Harry Potter is Stoned

    or

    Harry Potter and the Rolling Stones

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